N: So government limits who you can buy cookies from and sometimes wants to license behavior they see as bad. Are there other times they forbid you from eating cookies?
N: Wow! I think most people of the world would like to live at peace with one another like you do. You know though Cookie, some people feel that government takes good care of them when no one else will. Government builds roads and provides free healthcare to some.
N: I never thought of it that way Cookie Monster, but you make a lot of sense in eliminating government as the middle man! But isn’t it great we have a democracy and a right to vote?
C: "C" is for cookie, that good enough for me. Me not love democrazy. The have election and say Cookie Monster choose Big Leader Man. Big Leader Man always come to take cookie from Cookie Monster. One day Cookie Monster find small leader who not want to take Cookie Monster cookie. Other monster vote for man who promise them Cookie Monster cookie. Small leader lose. Cookie Monster no keep Cookie Monster cookie. Make Cookie Monster hungry thinking about missing cookie.
N: So being an anarchist then, that means you want to force everyone else to give up government?
C: Me hungry. Me want eat more cookie. Me not want control other monster. Other monster want Big Leader Man, fine with Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster just love cookie. Cookie monster very simple. Cookie Monster want to eat cookie and trade cookie with other monster. Cookie Monster nice to Big Leader Man but Big Leader Man not nice to Cookie Monster.
N: But supporting anarchy, doesn’t that mean you want chaos?
C: Anarchy mean monster who love cookie have freedom eat cookie. Maybe other monster love vegetables. Other monster have freedom eat vegetables. Me not understand how this not good thing for all monster. Me not understand how this chaos.
N: Cookie Monster, thank you so much for your time. As a token of my appreciation here’s a plate of freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies.